The Horrific Husband

Ahh, the Soccermom. A walking anachronism. A complete sexual freak.

Soccermom loved Jesus, yes she did. Went to church weekly, taught Sunday school. Jesus loves me, this I know.

Soccermom was also a huge fucking deviant. Not a run of the mill deviant, but a huge fucking deviant.

I met Soccermom in a Starbucks, the mecca of hot, 40-something women the world over. God I love that place. She was standing in line in front of me, and the tool at the counter couldn’t manage to make his mind up. Half caf, no caf, double caf, total fucking dipshit. I muttered the same and she turned around, laughed and said something halfway kind about said dipshit. I introduced myself, apologized for being an ass and offered to buy her coffee.

An hour later, we had a date set for the following Saturday. Just a nice innocent hike.

Mmmm hmmmm. I met her at the trailhead, she opened the trunk of her car and brought out a picnic basket and blanket. Inside was wine, cheese, grapes, etc. Parked it on a hillside, ate, drank and shared our respective outlooks on life. She pulled down my shorts and sucked my cock. A few hikers walked by but it didn’t faze her or me, so she kept licking and sucking my cock and balls.

Fast forward to sundown, head for the nearest hotel. W was out of town on business and had our son with her (he was the only child at the time), so I had nowhere I had to be. The clothes started flying off as soon as we got in the door. We shared a shower, got nice and squeaky clean and hit the bed.

Soccermom was a stunner. 43 years old, three kids, just a beautiful woman. I love women in their forties, especially if they’ve had a kid or two or three. Their hips are incredible, their boobs have just the right amount of sag, and they generally know exactly what they want. For a close approximation of what The Soccermom was built like, see this post, picture titled “The Soccermom”. Soccermom knew what she wanted, and let me know – “Lick my pussy”. OK, not a problem. I’ll tongue your asshole, too, if you’d like. She liked. Like the rest of her, just a gorgeous pussy. Nicely trimmed, beautiful lips, hard little clit. I kept running my lips and tongue from her clit, down through her lips, over taint right to her asshole.

Good grief, my junk is getting hard just thinking about it.

I licked her until she came, then she returned the favor. Very, very experienced with the cock. Looked right into my eyes as she was blowing me. As I was ready to cum, she stuck her index finger in my ass and started working it. Wow. I’m pretty secure in my sexuality, so just about anything goes with me. A little ass play every once in awhile never hurt anyone.

She wanted anal. I was an anal virgin at that point, and she popped my cherry.